It may not have been a competition, but the final of The Island with Bear Grylls had one clear winner – the women. The gang have suffered...
Bear Grylls: The torture comes to an end
The gang have suffered many setbacks over their month-long spell on the island, including infected lacerations, semi-starvation, fatigue and cliff-top falls.
The men rested at the camp in various states of collapse, immobilised by funny turns and feeling faint.
The 200-calorie meal of snails and limpets was hastily devoured with a hefty side of snark as Bear Grylls pronounced it “nowhere near enough to halt the men’s physical decline”.
The dire situation forced Simon to announce: “I don’t know how much longer I can last doing this, I’m at a loss”, before adding gloomily: “I’m the worst Robinson Crusoe in history, I think.”
Lucky it’s the final then, eh Simon.
Thankfully an alligator turned up which meant the men could stop moaning and revel in their manliness.