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‘The Bachelorette’ Season Premiere Recap: Mojo for JoJo
So welcome to JoJo’s “journey”! She had, like, 15 or 20 minutes to get over Ben’s brutal brush-off and now she’s ready to love again. Just look how ready she is!
Oh, crap. Wrong one, sorry. Take 2: LOOK HOW READY SHE IS, GUYS.
And we’re back at Casa Bachelorette! JoJo arrives in a floral romper situation, and look who’s here to meet her — kissy, weepy, and bitchy!
Former Bachelorettes Kaitlyn, Desiree and Ali have been called in for that first-hour filler “advice” segment that we all wish would just die already.
Great talk, “ladies.” And with that, JoJo is ready: “I could be meeting the person I could potentially spend the rest of my life with!” Man, that’s a lot of qualifiers. But never mind that — let’s meet the guys Team Bachelorette have deemed intro-package worthy.
Grant, 28: This firefighter from San Francisco just wants to help people — and maybe bag a hot wife, too. “I’m definitely hoping that JoJo is the one that lights my fire.”